Friday, January 7, 2011

Day 141, Walmart in verse

I apologize to my Walmart loving friends. I just can't like it no matter what. Target, where fore art thou Target? 


Walmart

Oh, Walmart is a special hell on earth
Oh, Walmart is a special hell on earth

It's the parking lot that starts it but
the check out line completes it.

Oh Walmart is a special hell on earth.

When you finally get the kids out of the car
you go to get a buggy. There are no more.

It doesn't take too long once your inside
before you and a Snooky look alike collide

She bout snaps your head off
then grabs the last head of brown lettuce

You came in feeling nice
you leave with a heart as cold as ice

Oh Walmart is a special hell on earth.



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