Many Colored Splenda
It's a many colored Splenda
a rainbow of bright sugar free promise
vote this or vote that, but do it because
I promise that is what is best.
I don't trust 'em,
I never will so I must muck
through the information that
they pour from their little yellow
paper packets, promising sugar sweet
substitution, promising almost anything
but both sides. A steady
two-sided buffet of Splendad sweets.
A caloric diet of duality.