Showing posts with label dirty jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dirty jokes. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2011

Day 302, my original title was the punch line of the joke, too dirty!

The Birth of a Little Thug


I told a dirty joke
when I was seven
to my kindergarten cousin
her mamma
called my mamma
and then I was the
little girl who told
a dirty joke


I got in trouble.
No doubt they
were concerned,
almost like the day
I asked my momma
if the "F" word was
a bad word. 


I had no clue
what bad was but
I liked the taste of it.
I savored the flavor of
shocked faces and the
smug pride of being
underestimated.


That's how little
thugs are born
except I never was one.
Too chicken I suppose.
I won't act high and mighty
because like I said
I kind of liked the taste.